F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
SOMEBODY CALL CHEKOV
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right
i mean lookit them
and i realized
i waS LIKE SASUKE
tHEN REALIZATION PT 2
HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE
HE BReATHES FIRE AND HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS ARMS ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT LIKE WE THOUGHT IM KINDA UPSET BY THIS????
He’s still a tool lol, butwow that - MY WHOLE WORLD IS CHANGED.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”