movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 


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kirkstarfleet:

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

SOMEBODY CALL CHEKOV


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tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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human:

a hole
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fuck-kirk:

obsydianshepard:

matchgirl42:

insatiablebookslut:

omeglemyitaly:

sanityisforthesane:

 #COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #I SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY

#NAY

This makes me laugh EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE IT!!

OMG now I’m worried I broke a rib….laughing so hard

This has made my night. thank you. :D

Isn’t ‘NAY’ more loki’s kinda thing
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givemeinternet:

What else is there?
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lithefider:

drrrtylove:

guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right

i mean lookit them

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and i realized

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i waS LIKE SASUKE

tHEN REALIZATION PT 2

HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE

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HE BReATHES FIRE AND HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS ARMS ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT LIKE WE THOUGHT IM KINDA UPSET BY THIS???? 

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He’s still a tool lol, but wow that - MY WHOLE WORLD IS CHANGED.


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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image


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insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats
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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 
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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once


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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”


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Cookiefy Yourself.